Found the second ending.
Finished the credits. Thanks for playing!
Found the first ending.
Chose "That can't be right. You must be misinterpreting the data somehow. You were rushed."
Chose "I mean, I can't move my arms either," giving Beatrice an opening for a really bad pun.
Chose "Clearly, you can still chat," because your sense of sarcasm remains intact.
Chose "Just leave me the f#ck alone," because that's what you needed.
Chose "My name is Cort, jack#ss," reinforcing your own entity.
Chose "F#CK MY GIANT METALLIC BODY," because it is killing you.
Started the game!